Toddler adventure day, suburbia edition
As some readers here may know, I work part-time and so does my friend Kirsten, and on our respective work days, we trade our children. On the rare occasion that I have a vehicle, and said vehicle has the everyday *and* the extra car seat installed in back, what else is there to do but bravely attempt to run around town with two children in tow? I give you our day in crappy pictures now.

Stop 1: SuperPetz. Better than the zoo, especially five minutes after they open and nobody else is in there. Vocabulary word of the day: “ferret.”

Stop 2: Toys-R-Us. Went there to check on an item a friend had recommended–it was my first time in there in literally 20 years, and it’s still as creepy as ever. A minor meltdown ensued, as I had anticipated, because it is impossible to hold every single toy simultaneously, especially the toy that someone else is holding. Oh, and completely forgot to check on the recommended item.

Kid B, post Toys-R-Us meltdown. The drama was left behind in the parking lot.

Stop 3: Unplanned emergency stop for female supplies. A dreadful, dreadful place, made worse by all the cheap and loud animatronic Halloween decor for sale.

Stop 4: The suburbia public library. Ordinarily this is not my favorite (hello, shunned me for a job at least once, never even acknowledged my applications, I could kick some serious reference ass up in there), but they have a good toddler area with a lot of toys and pretend kitchens and playhouses and stuff.

Kid A, staring down some mommies as they plot their next Wal*Mart/Starbucks run (I know, the irony!!).

Kid B, steamrolling wood puzzles in the library quite seriously.

Stop 5: Chain restaurant for lunch. Hey it’s the suburbs, where else are you gonna go? And this place always has an abundance of clean high chairs, organic milk in little boxes, and really good rice crispy treats, making it entirely possible to have a sort of fun lunch as a single adult with two toddlers!

Kid B with the greatest restaurant child-deflector device of all time: a straw.

Kid A enjoying a straw while I enjoy the mostly-empty surroundings.
After this traversing of the Mighty Portage, Michigan, Kids A and B rewarded me with a 2.5 and a 2 hour nap respectively, and not long after that Kirsten (mother of Kid B) came to retrieve him. All in a day’s work.

